Hey, I’m Shirel

I’m 17 years old

I have a dog named Gucci, and he’s probably the best thing that has ever happened to me

I live in Toronto, repping tee dot oh

I’m very scared of the dark, needles, and slides. Laugh at me, and I’ll probably kick your ass

I love my bed. It’s so comfy, but like actually

I have hazel eyes, they’re a bit weird thought. Sometimes they’ll be dark, other times they’ll look honey coloured

I’m a brunette, with curls that start halfway down my hair and that are way too curly. I’m a bit obsessed with my hair, but aren’t we all?

Im a virgo, 03/09/1995

My lucky number is 3

Gabriel Macht and Bradley Cooper are my husbands.. well I have more, but like, this would take way too long

I speak English, French, Hebrew, and Russian

I dont have a favourite animal because I’m obsessed with them all (This is a lie written last year, I actually am obsessed with elephants, giraffes and polar bears, in that order)

I’ve been to Thailand, the prettiest place on earth

I have my scuba diving license, more useful than my driver’s license

I play the piano

I really only turn my TV on for Suits, basketball games, and the odd movie

My favourite food is Teriyaki. I’m so addicted it’s disgusting

I have rode an elephant, camel and horse.

I’m Jewish

I love to travel, paraphrased: I live to travel

I’m short; 4’11… I grew an inch since I last wrote this.. 5’0 BABY!

My friends are important to me, I try my best to show it.. I really do guys

I have fed a baby tiger a bottle of milk while it’s very large parents gave me dirty looks

I think I resemble an owl; I love reading, I’m small, very curious, and am up at night

Queen Bey, Amy Winehouse, Kanye West, Ellie Goulding, Frank Ocean, Michael Buble, Macklemore, && The Script

I know the whole little mermaid movie by heart. Songs included.

I try to be a really happy person. Sometimes I cant, but I try, that should count for something right?

Shoes are my weakness

I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up… fuck, I don’t even know what programs in university I want to take

My friends say I’m a bitch :) I like to think they’re lying

Im a perfectionist. With CDO, its like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order

I have asthma

I am all for nightclubs, but without the whores and horny guys. I just want to dance without being judged

My grandmother is the coolest person in the whole wide world <3 I love her to death.

I have a huge family. Huge. (Hamsa, knock on wood)

I have an addiction to sour gummies and CocaCola but have never had a cavity

I had braces for 8 months.. be jealous

I try to be confident, but I’m very self-judgemental and self-demanding

I bake pretty cakes and I’m quite the chef. I make mean sandwiches and pastas

I concentrate best with silence besides meditation music, or Chopin

I volunteered at two veterinary clinics. Best and worst experiences of my life

I try to see myself through other peoples’ eyes to see if I’m the person I’d want to be friends with. Sometimes I do, other’s I’d rather not…

Homemade cookies, original lays, and chocolate milk = period cravings, or cravings in general

I drop my iphone, on average once a day which is why I have an otter box, which I don’t use #mylogic

My dad wants us to live on a boat together and tour the world, but I would rather study… but lately, I might actually accept his offer

My dream car was a red mini cooper.. now its Minnie, my cooper-on-crack

2011 was not my year… neither was 2012, but hey, 2013’s not that bad..

If someone bugs me, every little thing they do bugs me too.

Shahar. She’s my person. Always has been, always will be.

I make many mental lists… (weirdo)

I just want a good guy. That’s it. Fuck.

I used to like school. Until Gr. 12 fucked me..

I am not a camp person, but I like the outdoors and cottages.

Pillows have a major impact on how my night is.

I love airplanes. Everything about them. They’re beautiful

At first I was scared of driving because there were too many things I had to focus on simultaneously, now I rule the road.

Winter:)

Small things can be the biggest turn offs

My worst day ever? Two hours of sleep, needles, passing out, my bra destructed in class, ran over a squirrel, cried for at least 4 hours… #NeverForget 20.02.2013

Starbucks’ Calm Tazo Tea is my life… I love tea. 

Earmuffs, scarves, and sweatpants help me survive the Canadian winter.

I don’t drink, but holy cow, Zinfandel is so good.

Jogging is my way to release steam and anger, and if you see me singing while doing so, please don’t point it out.. thanks!

Smoking is the BIGGEST turn off in the world. No matter how hot you are.

I love my mother, and I appreciate everything she does for me more than I show it. Without her I’m nothing.

I call every single grandparent once a day to remind them that I love them.

I dont like kids, but I’m good with them.

Most of my money goes towards junk food, fast food, any type of food basically.

I’m really funny, and silly, and I think I have a weird laugh. Like I make myself laugh okay?

I’m prone to splinters, and other really embarrassing shit; slipping, tripping, falling, awkwardness, you name it!

When I smile, only sometimes do my eyes squint. I think its weird.

Once I’m out of the suburbs (or Thornhill), I’m never coming back. Never. Thornhill, ONT is this planet’s hell

I build up walls to prevent pain, and ironically whenever I bring them down, I always get hurt.

I have an outie belly button.. is that weird? I’m sort of in love with it too… Wouldn’t change it for the world!

My size does not define me at all. In fact, I could probably outshine Kendall Jenner and her spider legs.

I’m secretly a basketball fan… RaptorsNation

My favourite movie? Wall-E

If I brush my hair while it’s dry, hell will brake loose. I’ve done it before, and hell actually broke loose.

I’m too scared of keeping my ouija board at my house so I keep it in my school locker instead, but I think somebody stole it. Whatever.

I’m good at writing essays, but bad at doing math.

Sometimes I wish I was one of those people that have no goals in life so I dont let myself down when I cant reach mine.

Be the best, or die like the rest.

Phlebotomy is the scariest word I know.

One of my bestest friends, is my total opposite but my total match <3Dana

I used to like Jersey Shore, now its the biggest waste of IQ

Boats and motorcycles are really fun. 

I’m adventurous and not afraid to try new things

The person I thought I could trust the most, ended up hurting me the most. Yeah, this goes for many people

I drink at least a litre of milk per day, and I’m still 5’0

Rice krispies are my favourite snack and cereal

Chocolate milk is good for the soul

If I could go back and grow up again, I would try and be more kind, dedicated, and loving in regard to everything I do, and everyone I love.

I recommend everyone get an older brother.

I want two kids, that’s it.

My dog knows everything about me that I dont tell anyone. The good, the bad, his floppy ears just hold all the secrets

Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr are my addictions

I sleep with a nightlight :)

I once saw two shooting stars within 10 minutes of each other, and considered myself lucky

I just want to be happy.

shani thinks shes the bitch from toronto, but i set her straight <3